hi im josh!!

wooluigi:

bardstard:

wooluigi:

bardstard:

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a platypus?

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PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

(Source: bardstard-moved)

emailclub:

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

tricksterlesbian:

someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”
me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that with them:

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(Source: razzledazzy)

bustnuttington:
“ same energy
”

bustnuttington:

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same energy

(Source: catscenter)

msanythingish:

Mamma Mia is Greek mythology

(Source: trashyinpastel)

feistiest:

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

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(Source: wikihow-cats)

mischief-and-monsters-rule-here:

Ya ever just inhale to flex on John McCain?

tealesbian:

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

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